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Somewhere in this world, Kevin Federline is laughing his ass off. Britney Spears aimed to bring the house down when she opened the MTV Video Music Awards, but instead she just looked like a beached whale dancing like a 12-year-old. A little too early for the skimpy outfits, perhaps?

The former Mrs. Federline sleep-walked her way through a critical performance of her new single, “Gimme More,” and the camera pans to stars like Rihanna, 50 Cent and Diddy showed the crowd wasn’t really feeling it. Britney herself didn’t look too enthused by the ordeal and even seeming to forget the lyrics to her own song!

She lip synced which was a bad idea from the beginning, but she does it all the time so I guess it’s expected. On top of that she isn’t all that hot at all and it looks like she needs to lose at least another 10-20 pounds to be even put in the spotlight. Britney lazily walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm and seemed like she really didn’t give two shits at all. Her single is laughable, and this performance was beyond piss poor especially with all the hype being built around the come back.

Click here for a 30 second clip of Britney Spears’ performance at the MVA’s and judge for yourselves.

Cops On The Hunt for Kid Rock After VMA Fight

Las Vegas Police Department is on the hunt for Kid Rock after he allegedly “clocked” Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.

tommy-punch.jpgAccording to the AP, rap producer Rich Nice was an eyewitness. He says that although Kid Rock threw the only punch that landed, it was Tommy Lee who started the fight. “It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said Nice, who was two tables away. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?”‘

“When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand,” Nice continued. “And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.” The word is still on the streets.


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