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For those living “the good life,” potential Aston Martin DBS owners will now have the opportunity to remotely start their $330,000 sex-on-wheels with their time piece and more. Famed watchmaking company, Jaeger LeCoultre, just released their limited edition $35,000 AMVOX2 chronograph model boasting “over 200 parts to its casing and an equal number in the watch movement itself,” along with transponding electronics giving the owner the ability to lock, unlock, and remotely start their vehicle through their svelte wristwatch. Potentially millionaires take notice, your automobile of choice should be approximately 10 times the price of your current wrist watch.

All I have to say is that the watch is simply breathtaking however I will have to pass on this particular model and will wait for version 2.0 with the laser and flame-thrower add-ons.

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